Kalua and bilwa

Kaloo Paswan sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr.Kaloo Paswan

You do not meet our requirements.

Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone calls shall be entertained.

Thanks,
Bill Gates.
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Kaloo Paswan jumped with joy receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference:

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."Everyone was delighted. Kaloo Paswan continued…..Ab hum aap sabko appointment letter padkar sunaoangaa ! par letter angrezi main hai -isliye saath-saath Hindi main bhi translate karoonga."

Dear Mr.Kaloo Paswan ------Pyaare Kaloo paswan Bhaiyya

You do not meet------- Aap to milte hi nahi ho

Our requirements-------Humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence------ ab letter vetter bhejne ka kauno zaroorat naahi

No phone call-----Phoonawa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

Shall be entertained------ bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks---------Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates-------Bilva.