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Friday, January 23, 2009

Hits and flops of Salman Khan

1988-2009:62 movies released

SuperHits: 26

Maine Pyar Kiya, Baaghi, Sanam Bewafaa, Patthar Ke Phool, Kurbaan, Saajan, Andaz Apna Apna, Hum Aapke Hain Koun...!, Karan Arjun, Judwaa, Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya, Jab Pyaar Kisise Hota Hai, Bandhan, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Chori Chori Chupke Chupke, Tumko Na Bhool Paayenge, Hum Saath-Saath Hain: We Stand United, Tere Naam, Baghban, Garv: Pride and Honour, Mujhse Shaadi Karogi, Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya?, No Entry, Kyon Ki and Partner.

Hits:8

Biwi Ho To Aisi, Veergati, Auzaar, Jeet, Biwi No.1, Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega, Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye and Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam.

Flops: 28

Suryavanshi, Ek Ladka Ek Ladki, Love, Jaagruti, Nishchaiy, Chandra Mukhi, Dil Tera Aashiq, Sangdil Sanam, Chand Ka Tukda, Majhdhaar, Khamoshi: The Musical, Jaanam Samjha Karo, Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge, Chal Mere Bhai, Yeh Hai Jalwa,Hello Brother, Phir Milenge, Dil Ne Jise Apna Kahaa, Lucky: No Time for Love, Sawaan: The Love Season, Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya Yaar, Jaan-E-Mann, Baabul, Salaam-E-Ishq, Marigold: An Adventure in India, Saawariya,God Tussi Great Ho and Yuvraaj.

31 comments:

  1. Haha this is fake bullshit crap you faggot salman has around 19 proven hits

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    1. It is fake .. Sallu has highest flops in Bollywood ...
      next one is half century

      1.biwi ho toh aisi -flop

      2.baaghi -flop

      3.sanam bewafa -flop

      4.pattar ke phool -flop

      5.kurbaan -utterflop

      6.love -flop

      7.suryavanshi -utterflop

      8.ek ladka ek ladki -flop

      9.jaagruti -superduperutterflop

      10.nishchaiy -biggest flop

      11.chandra mukhi -epic flop

      12.dil tera aashiq -flop

      13.chaand ka tukdaa -flop

      14.andaaz apna apna -flop

      15.sangdil sanam -flop

      16.veergati -historic flop

      17.majhdhaar -flop

      18.khamoshi -flop

      19.judwa -flop

      20.auzaar -flop

      21.jab pyaar kisi se hota hai -flop

      22.sar utha ke jiyo -flop

      23.bandhan -flop

      24.janam samjha karo -flop

      25.dulhan hum le jayenge -flop

      26.chal mere bhai -flop

      27.har dil jo pyaar karega -flop

      28.kahi pyaar na ho jaaye -flop

      29.tumko na bhul paayenge -flop

      30.yeh hai jalwa -flop

      31.garv -flop

      32.phir milenge -utterflop

      33.dil ne jise apna kaha -utterflop

      34.lucky -superduperutte rflop

      35.kyon ki -flop

      36.saawan -legendary flop

      37.shaadi karke phas gaya – utterflop

      38.jaanemann -flop

      39.baabul -flop

      40.salaam e ishq -flop

      41.marigold –7star super duper utter flop

      42.saawariya -flop

      43.god tussi great ho -utterflop

      44.hello -flop

      45.hereos -utterflop

      46.yuvvraaj -superduperutter flop

      47.main aur mrs.khanna utter – flop

      48.london dreams -utterflop

      49.veer -one of d biggest flops of bollywood…



      50 ........

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    2. lgta hai ki 10th class failed hai aap thode anpar gavar type hai sallu has all super hits movies in a career

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    3. Chetan baqchod hai

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  2. Some of the movies mentioned in Flops are actually Hits like Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge, Hello Brother, Lucky, Salaam-E-Ishq.

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  3. HEY MAN IT IS NOT FAKE ACTUALLY YOUR FATHER IS FAKE YOU SOOWER KA BACHCE
    SALMAN KHAN IS THE KING WHO HAS MORE HITS SUPER HITS AND RECORDS THAN
    AAMIR SRK AND AKSHAY

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    1. sallu rocks in all cases he proved he is no.1 in india

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    2. top salary in india
      1 sallu-50 cr
      2 Rajini-40cr
      3 Aamir-30cr
      4 AKSHAY-30 CR
      5 srk-30cr
      6 kamal hassan -20cr
      7 vijay-20 cr
      8 billa ajith-17cr
      9 surya-15cr
      10 in telugu jr ntr or tarak-10c

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    3. last year only he was highest tax paid hero ( Zero)

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    4. i thing u r a basturd and cheap fan of s.r.k and this is not fake understand u maderchod teri bhen ka bhosda @chetan rendi ka bacha

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    5. Chetan I think u r jealous of him coz u r not at all gud lukng as sallu nd not even have a perfect body like him u r a jurk :p

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  4. SALMAN ROCKS WITH 50 CRORE SALARY TOP IN ASIA
    2 IS RAJINI 40 -45
    3 JACKIE CHAN 30 C
    4 AAMIR KHAN -30 C
    5 SHAHRUKH KHAN-30 C

    IT PROVED HE IS THE GREAT

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    1. akshay ha smore number of hits than shahrukh but our salman is hero he has the toppest so sallu rocks shahrukh is not at all a hitmaker

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  5. SALMAN KHAN IS AN INTERNATIONAL STAR HE CAN NOT ACT LIKE AMITAB,AMIR
    AUR DHARMENDRA

    BUT HE DELIVERED MORE HITS THAN SRK AAMIR ,AKSHAY,SAIF AND ROSHAN

    SALLU ROCKS

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  6. SALMAN IS THE MOST DESIRABLE PERSON IN 2011 IN INDIA HE IS REFEERD AS NEW KING OF BOLLYWOOD

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  7. SALMAN KHAN SIR YOU ARE GREAT ONLY YOU CAN DELIVER BIG HITS NOW LIKE AAMIR KHAN

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  8. SALMAN KHAN IS HALF HINDU AND HALF MUSLIM

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  9. SALLU HAS MORE HITS NOW AKSHAY IS FLOPKING BUT AKSHAY HAS MORE HITS THAN SRK AND AAMIR BUT AAMIR AND SALLU HAS ONLY RECORD BREAKERS AMONG THESE 4 GUYS SRK FILMS HAVE GOOD INITIAL

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  10. YOU ARE MISTAKEN SALLU IS GREAT IN ALL ASPECTS YOU CAN REFER ANY SITES
    OR FILMS LIST SALLU HAS MORE HITS THAN SRK AND MORE FLOPS ALSO BUT NO
    ONE LIKE TO SAY ANY BAD WORDS AGAINST HIM

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  11. salman is better but akshay is most better.

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  12. Salman ka sab movie superflop hai

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  13. salman khan ke sab movie hit hai sab se jada opening unke movie ko lagti hai @Anonymous teri maa ki chut sale harami......

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  14. East or west Salman is the best. Pig or rat anonymous is that.

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  15. SALMAN IS MADARCHUT GAY...HE HAD FUCKED HIS MUM...HE IS SHIT OF EARTH SALLGAY CHUTIYA...

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  16. SRK IS BEST... SAALA SAL WOMAN KHAN IS BAKWAS ACTOR AND GAVE MAXIMUM FLOP FILMS.....

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  17. Salmankhan is all time floop actor in bollywood. He is almost 46+(age) i think he is a gay. Salmankhan is toilet clener in my house. I can,t under stand what is the meaning of these films like ektha tiger, ready and veer i think these are floop filims salla chutia gandu which kind of films these are in short salman khan is floop

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    1. I want to fuck ur mother

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    2. Motherchod tumhari family saali salman khan k ghar ki tatti saaf karte ho.teri maa saali randi salman k gatekeeper k sath sex karti hai .madharchod tery behen salman k ghar k samne nangi ghoomti hai.sale tera baap sala duniya ka sabse bada gay hai sala srk se apni gaand marwata hai.madharchod dubara comment kiya naa behenchod tere pure khandan se randi ka naach nachwaenge.madharchod.behenchod .bhosdiwale.randi ki aulad haram k pillay .bhaduachod

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  18. Hello friends my name is imran and i am from kashmir ( j and k )what you think about kashmir did you visit their ever in your life

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