Several Indian movie stars & singers have fancy names that are often different from their real names.
Here’s a brief list:-
Movie Name Real Name
Aamir Khan - Aamir Hussain Khan
Aditya Pancholi - Nirmal Pancholi
Amitabh bacchan - Amitabh Srivastav
Asrani - Govardhan Asrani
Ajay Devgan - Vishal Devgan
Akshay Kumar - Rajiv Hari Om Bhatia
Ashok Kumar - Kumudlal Kunjilal Ganguly
Bobby Deol - Vijay Singh Deol
Chiranjeevi - Konidela Siva Shankara Vara Prasad
Dev Anand - DharamDev Pishorimal Δ€nand
Dharmendra - Dharam Singh Deol
Dilip Kumar - Yusuf Khan
Guru Dutt - Vasanth Kumar Shivashankar Padukone
Jagdeep - Syed Jawaher Ali Jaffry
Jaya Pradha - Lalita Rani
Jeetendra - Ravi Kapoor
Johnny Lever - Janardhana Rao
Johnny Walker - Badruddin Jamaluddin Kazi
Kumar Gaurav - Manoj Tulli
Mallika Sherawat - Reema Lamba
Manoj Kumar - Harikishan Giri Goswami
Meena Kumari - Mahjabeen Bano
Meera Jasmine - Jasmine Mary Joseph
Mithun Chakraborty - Gouranga Chakraborty
Mohanlal - Mohanlal Viswanathan Nair
Nargis - Fatima Rashid
Rajesh Khanna - Jatin Khanna
Rajinikanth - Shivaji Rao Gaekwad
Rajkumar - Singanalluru Puttaswamayya Muthuraju
Rekha - Bhanurekha Ganesan
Salman Khan - Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan
Sandhya - Revathy
Sanjeev Kumar - Harihar Jariwala
Savithri - Savithri Kommareddy
Shammi Kapoor - Shamsher Raj Kapoor
Shashi Kapoor - Balbir Raj Kapoor
Sunil Dutt - Balraj Dutt
Sunny Deol - Ajay Singh Deol
Surya - Saravanan Sivakumar
Vikram - John Kennedy
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Monday, March 16, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Beware while using the trial rooms any where.Girls beware
The social networking kinda blog is meant for all of my friends,classmates,colleagues etc.It would cater to the good and evils(bhalomondo) of all sectors be it media,pharma,hardwares,hospitality,hotels,IT and softwares,textiles,Fmcg,Construction and infrastructure,Finance,insurance,networking,education.You name it and it would have all.Hope you would have a fun time reading the articles..
Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror)
How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not ? (Not a Joke!)
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way.
HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc.,
How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail,then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side).. So remember,every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.
This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.
Ladies:
Share this with your friends.
Men:
Share this with your sisters, wives, daughters, friends, colleagues, etc.
Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror)
How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not ? (Not a Joke!)
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way.
HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc.,
How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail,then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side).. So remember,every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.
This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.
Ladies:
Share this with your friends.
Men:
Share this with your sisters, wives, daughters, friends, colleagues, etc.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Inzamam was once asked a different question
Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked from them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always had a standard response to the first question.But this time..
Tony Greig:So Inzi,that's fantastic,your wife is pregnant for the second time!
Inzamam:Bismillah-e -Rehman - e -Rahim!All credit goes to the boys.It was a team effort.Everyone worked hard for it,especially Afridi. It was a very tight situation when he went in.Without his shots it would not have been possible.He was pulling the good balls.Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on happenings and giving instructions.It's all team effort which pulled us out of big hole.Insha Allah, we All will work together as team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time.
Tony Greig fainted !!!!!!!
Tony Greig:So Inzi,that's fantastic,your wife is pregnant for the second time!
Inzamam:Bismillah-e -Rehman - e -Rahim!All credit goes to the boys.It was a team effort.Everyone worked hard for it,especially Afridi. It was a very tight situation when he went in.Without his shots it would not have been possible.He was pulling the good balls.Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on happenings and giving instructions.It's all team effort which pulled us out of big hole.Insha Allah, we All will work together as team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time.
Tony Greig fainted !!!!!!!
Saturday, March 7, 2009
True essay written by a Bihari candidate at the IAS Examinations
Biharis Please Excuse me.It's just a fun to laugh.Please read at your risk.You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC(IAS)Examinations.The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
Indian Cow:-
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,And because he is female, he give milks,[ but will do so when he is got child.]He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.Two are forward and two are afterwards.His whole body can be utilised for use.More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.[ horses dont have any such attachment.What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand ,and drying in the sun..Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.His only attacking and defending organ is the horns,specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals.It has hairs on the other end of the other side.This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts.His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.This is the cow.
BTW:I am informed that the candidate passed the exam and is now an IAS in somewhere in Bihar.[sorry somewhere in Bihar].
Indian Cow:-
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,And because he is female, he give milks,[ but will do so when he is got child.]He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.Two are forward and two are afterwards.His whole body can be utilised for use.More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.[ horses dont have any such attachment.What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand ,and drying in the sun..Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.His only attacking and defending organ is the horns,specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals.It has hairs on the other end of the other side.This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts.His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.This is the cow.
BTW:I am informed that the candidate passed the exam and is now an IAS in somewhere in Bihar.[sorry somewhere in Bihar].
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Humuorous facts
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2.Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.Think about it.
3.Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
4.He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said,he who never lived, cannot die!
5.So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage, slow sure!
6.Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
7.All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
8.Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
9.When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words...
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la...
10.10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2.Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.Think about it.
3.Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
4.He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said,he who never lived, cannot die!
5.So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage, slow sure!
6.Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
7.All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
8.Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
9.When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words...
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la...
10.10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
These is how business is done
Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is "Ambani's" daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Ambani.(The richest indian)
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the Tata corporation."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the Tata corporation.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral:
Even If you have nothing
You can get Anything.
But your attitude should be positive
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is "Ambani's" daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Ambani.(The richest indian)
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the Tata corporation."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the Tata corporation.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral:
Even If you have nothing
You can get Anything.
But your attitude should be positive
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