Kalua and bilwa

Kaloo Paswan sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr.Kaloo Paswan

You do not meet our requirements.

Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone calls shall be entertained.

Thanks,
Bill Gates.
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Kaloo Paswan jumped with joy receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference:

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."Everyone was delighted. Kaloo Paswan continued…..Ab hum aap sabko appointment letter padkar sunaoangaa ! par letter angrezi main hai -isliye saath-saath Hindi main bhi translate karoonga."

Dear Mr.Kaloo Paswan ------Pyaare Kaloo paswan Bhaiyya

You do not meet------- Aap to milte hi nahi ho

Our requirements-------Humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence------ ab letter vetter bhejne ka kauno zaroorat naahi

No phone call-----Phoonawa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

Shall be entertained------ bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks---------Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates-------Bilva.

Why do we shout in anger?

A saint asked his disciples, 'Why do we shout in anger? Why do peopleshout at each other when they are upset?'

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.'

'But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?' asked the saint. 'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you're angry?'

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained, 'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.'

Then the saint asked, 'What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small...'

The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'

MORAL : When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other more, else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return

Something for u to giggle

The social networking kinda blog is meant for all of my friends,classmates,colleagues etc.It would cater to the good and evils(bhalomondo) of all sectors be it media,pharma,hospitality,hotels,IT and softwares,textiles,Fmcg,Construction and infrastructure,Finance,insurance,networking,education.You name it and it would have all.Hope you would have a fun time reading the articles..



Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:" I have great news: I'm a month overdue.

I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.

"The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from TEC (Tamilnadu Electric Company)because the electricity bill has not been paid.

"Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma? "
"Yes...... speaking"

The EC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the T EC guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ......HOW ?????"

"Yes ............ We have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."

"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"
"I know that ...... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... he will speak to your company tomorrow

" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to T EC office the next day morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month Overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at T EC, "it's nothing serious.All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

Careers in pakistan

Careers in pakistan.....very very funny....dont miss....!!
If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional courses after Std. XII would be as follows :

JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination

IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban

IAS - Iraq after Saddam

M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology

GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism

MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies

MBA - Master of Bombing Administration