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Real names of film stars

Several Indian movie stars & singers have fancy names that are often different from their real names.

Here’s a brief list:-

Movie Name Real Name

Aamir Khan - Aamir Hussain Khan
Aditya Pancholi - Nirmal Pancholi
Amitabh bacchan - Amitabh Srivastav
Asrani - Govardhan Asrani
Ajay Devgan - Vishal Devgan
Akshay Kumar - Rajiv Hari Om Bhatia
Ashok Kumar - Kumudlal Kunjilal Ganguly
Bobby Deol - Vijay Singh Deol
Chiranjeevi - Konidela Siva Shankara Vara Prasad
Dev Anand - DharamDev Pishorimal Ānand
Dharmendra - Dharam Singh Deol
Dilip Kumar - Yusuf Khan
Guru Dutt - Vasanth Kumar Shivashankar Padukone
Jagdeep - Syed Jawaher Ali Jaffry
Jaya Pradha - Lalita Rani
Jeetendra - Ravi Kapoor
Johnny Lever - Janardhana Rao
Johnny Walker - Badruddin Jamaluddin Kazi
Kumar Gaurav - Manoj Tulli
Mallika Sherawat - Reema Lamba
Manoj Kumar - Harikishan Giri Goswami
Meena Kumari - Mahjabeen Bano
Meera Jasmine - Jasmine Mary Joseph
Mithun Chakraborty - Gouranga Chakraborty
Mohanlal - Mohanlal Viswanathan Nair
Nargis - Fatima Rashid
Rajesh Khanna - Jatin Khanna
Rajinikanth - Shivaji Rao Gaekwad
Rajkumar - Singanalluru Puttaswamayya Muthuraju
Rekha - Bhanurekha Ganesan
Salman Khan - Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan
Sandhya - Revathy
Sanjeev Kumar - Harihar Jariwala
Savithri - Savithri Kommareddy
Shammi Kapoor - Shamsher Raj Kapoor
Shashi Kapoor - Balbir Raj Kapoor
Sunil Dutt - Balraj Dutt
Sunny Deol - Ajay Singh Deol
Surya - Saravanan Sivakumar
Vikram - John Kennedy

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Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror)

How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not ? (Not a Joke!)
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc.,
How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail,then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side).. So remember,every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.

This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.

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Inzamam was once asked a different question

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked from them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always had a standard response to the first question.But this time..

Tony Greig:So Inzi,that's fantastic,your wife is pregnant for the second time!

Inzamam:Bismillah-e -Rehman - e -Rahim!All credit goes to the boys.It was a team effort.Everyone worked hard for it,especially Afridi. It was a very tight situation when he went in.Without his shots it would not have been possible.He was pulling the good balls.Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on happenings and giving instructions.It's all team effort which pulled us out of big hole.Insha Allah, we All will work together as team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time.

Tony Greig fainted !!!!!!!

True essay written by a Bihari candidate at the IAS Examinations

Biharis Please Excuse me.It's just a fun to laugh.Please read at your risk.You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC(IAS)Examinations.The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

Indian Cow:-

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,And because he is female, he give milks,[ but will do so when he is got child.]He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.Two are forward and two are afterwards.His whole body can be utilised for use.More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.[ horses dont have any such attachment.What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand ,and drying in the sun..Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.His only attacking and defending organ is the horns,specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals.It has hairs on the other end of the other side.This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts.His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.This is the cow.

BTW:I am informed that the candidate passed the exam and is now an IAS in somewhere in Bihar.[sorry somewhere in Bihar].

Humuorous facts

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2.Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.Think about it.

3.Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

4.He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said,he who never lived, cannot die!

5.So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

6.Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

7.All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

8.Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

9.When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words...
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la...

10.10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

These is how business is done

Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is "Ambani's" daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next - Father approaches Ambani.(The richest indian)
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the Tata corporation."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the Tata corporation.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Moral:
Even If you have nothing
You can get Anything.
But your attitude should be positive

Kalua and bilwa

Kaloo Paswan sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr.Kaloo Paswan

You do not meet our requirements.

Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone calls shall be entertained.

Thanks,
Bill Gates.
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Kaloo Paswan jumped with joy receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference:

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."Everyone was delighted. Kaloo Paswan continued…..Ab hum aap sabko appointment letter padkar sunaoangaa ! par letter angrezi main hai -isliye saath-saath Hindi main bhi translate karoonga."

Dear Mr.Kaloo Paswan ------Pyaare Kaloo paswan Bhaiyya

You do not meet------- Aap to milte hi nahi ho

Our requirements-------Humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence------ ab letter vetter bhejne ka kauno zaroorat naahi

No phone call-----Phoonawa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

Shall be entertained------ bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks---------Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates-------Bilva.

Why do we shout in anger?

A saint asked his disciples, 'Why do we shout in anger? Why do peopleshout at each other when they are upset?'

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.'

'But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?' asked the saint. 'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you're angry?'

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained, 'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.'

Then the saint asked, 'What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small...'

The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'

MORAL : When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other more, else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return

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Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:" I have great news: I'm a month overdue.

I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.

"The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from TEC (Tamilnadu Electric Company)because the electricity bill has not been paid.

"Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma? "
"Yes...... speaking"

The EC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the T EC guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ......HOW ?????"

"Yes ............ We have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."

"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"
"I know that ...... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... he will speak to your company tomorrow

" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to T EC office the next day morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month Overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at T EC, "it's nothing serious.All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

Careers in pakistan

Careers in pakistan.....very very funny....dont miss....!!
If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional courses after Std. XII would be as follows :

JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination

IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban

IAS - Iraq after Saddam

M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology

GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism

MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies

MBA - Master of Bombing Administration

Collection of quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

1.. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India , but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados ."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.

12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.

13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!

16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.

22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

Hits and flops of Hrithik Roshan

2000-2009: 14 movies released

SuperHits: 6

Kaho Naa... Pyaar Hai, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham, Koi... Mil Gaya, Krrish, Dhoom 2 and Jodhaa Akbar.

Hit: 1

Lakshya.

Flops: 7

Fiza, Mission Kashmir, Yaadein, Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage,Mujhse Dosti Karoge!, Na Tum Jaano Na Hum and Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon.

Hits and flops of Salman Khan

1988-2009:62 movies released

SuperHits: 26

Maine Pyar Kiya, Baaghi, Sanam Bewafaa, Patthar Ke Phool, Kurbaan, Saajan, Andaz Apna Apna, Hum Aapke Hain Koun...!, Karan Arjun, Judwaa, Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya, Jab Pyaar Kisise Hota Hai, Bandhan, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Chori Chori Chupke Chupke, Tumko Na Bhool Paayenge, Hum Saath-Saath Hain: We Stand United, Tere Naam, Baghban, Garv: Pride and Honour, Mujhse Shaadi Karogi, Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya?, No Entry, Kyon Ki and Partner.

Hits:8

Biwi Ho To Aisi, Veergati, Auzaar, Jeet, Biwi No.1, Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega, Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye and Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam.

Flops: 28

Suryavanshi, Ek Ladka Ek Ladki, Love, Jaagruti, Nishchaiy, Chandra Mukhi, Dil Tera Aashiq, Sangdil Sanam, Chand Ka Tukda, Majhdhaar, Khamoshi: The Musical, Jaanam Samjha Karo, Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge, Chal Mere Bhai, Yeh Hai Jalwa,Hello Brother, Phir Milenge, Dil Ne Jise Apna Kahaa, Lucky: No Time for Love, Sawaan: The Love Season, Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya Yaar, Jaan-E-Mann, Baabul, Salaam-E-Ishq, Marigold: An Adventure in India, Saawariya,God Tussi Great Ho and Yuvraaj.

Hits and flops of Aamir Khan

1984-2009: 34 movies released

SuperHits: 16

Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak, Dil, Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahin, Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar, Hum Hain Rahi Pyaar Ke, Andaz Apna Apna, Rangeela, Raja Hindustani, Ishq, Ghulam, Sarfarosh, Lagaan, Dil Chahta Hai, Rang De Basanti, Fanaa and Taare Zameen Par.

Hits: 2

Baazi and Akele Hum Akele Tum.

Flops: 16

Holi, Raakh, Love Love Love, Awwal Number, Tum Mere Ho, Deewana Mujh Sa Nahin, Jawani Zindabad, Afsana Pyaar Ka, Isi Ka Naam Zindagi, Daulat Ki Jung, Parampara, Mann, Aatank Hi Aatank, Earth, Mela and Mangal Pandey: The Rising

Hits and flops of Akshay Kumar

Star:Akshay Kumar(Rajiv Hari Om Bhatia)
Born:September 9,1967(Amritsar)
Height:6ft 1 inch
Education:
Parents:
Siblings:
Wife:Twinkle Khanna
Children:son Aarav


Special appearence:2

Ghar Grihasti,Om Shanti Om.

List of movies done including special appearence:81

Excluded special appearence:2

1991-2009:79 movies released

SuperHits: 24

Khiladi, Waqt Hamara Hai, Yeh Dillagi, Mohra, Sabse Bada Khiladi, Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi, Jaanwar, Hera Pheri, Dhadkan, Aankhen, Awara Paagal Deewana, Andaaz, Khakee, Mujhse Shaadi Karogi, Aitraaz, Waqt: The Race Against Time, Garam Masala, Phir Hera Pheri, Bhagam Bhag, Namastey London, Heyy Babyy, Bhool Bhulaiyaa, Welcome and Singh Is Kinng.

Hits:10

Elaan, Main Khiladi Tu Anari, Suhaag, Paandav, Tu Chor Main Sipahi, Sapoot, International Khiladi, Sangharsh, Khiladi 420 and Deewane Huye Pagal.

Flops: 45

Saugandh, Dancer, Mr. Bond, Deedar, Ashaant, Dil Ki Baazi, Kayda Kanoon, Sainik, Jai Kishen, Ikke Pe Ikka, Amanat, Nazar Ke Samne, Zakhmi Dil, Zaalim, Hum Hain Bemisaal,Maidan-E-Jung, Lahoo Ke Do Rang, Insaaf: The Final Justice, Daava, Tarazu, Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi, Aflatoon, Keemat: They Are Back, Angaaray, Barood, Aarzoo, Zulmi, Ek Rishtaa: The Bond of Love, Ajnabee, Haan Maine Bhi Pyaar Kiya, Jaani Dushman: Ek Anokhi Kahani, Talaash: The Hunt Begins..., Aan: Men at Work, Meri Biwi Ka Jawaab Nahin, Hatya: The Murder, Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyo, Insaan, Bewafaa, Dosti: Friends Forever, Family - Ties of Blood, Mere Jeevan Saathi, Humko Deewana Kar Gaye, Jaan-E-Mann,Tashan and Chandni chowk 2 china.

Hits and flops of Shahrukh khan

Star:Shahrukh Khan(Meaning:-Prince"s face)
Born:2 November 1965(New Delhi)
Height:5.7/5
Education:Graduated from Hansraj College& Masters in MC from Jamiya Miliya Islamiya.
Parents:Mir Taj Mohammed and Fatima Begum
Siblings:Shehnaz fondly called Lala Rukh
Wife:Gauri khan(Gauri Chibber born 8th of October 1970)
Children:son Aryan (born on the 13th of November, 1997)
daughter Suhana (born on 22nd of May 2000)


List of movies done including special appearence:66

Excluded special appearence:14

Gudgudee,achanak,Har dil jo pyar karega,Gaja gamini,Shakti,Kuch meetha ho jaye,Saathiya,Kaal,Silsilay,I see you,Hey baby,Krazzy4,Bhootnath and luck by chance(yet to release)

1992-2009:-52 movies released

SuperHits:25

Deewana, Baazigar, Darr, Karan Arjun, Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge, Yes Boss, Pardes, Dil To Pagal Hai, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Baadshah, Josh, Mohabbatein, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham, Devdas, Chalte Chalte, Dil Se, Kal Ho Naa Ho, Main Hoon Na, Veer-Zaara, Swades, Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna, Don – The Chase Begins Again, Chak De India, Om Shanti Om and Rab ne bana di jodi.

Hits:7

Anjaam,Chamatkar,Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman,Ram Jaane, Koyla, Shakti and Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam.

Flops:20

Dil Aashna Hai, Maya Memsaab, King Uncle, Zamana Deewana, Guddu, Oh Darling! Yeh Hai India, Army, Trimurti, English Babu Desi Mem, Chaahat, Dushman Duniya Ka, Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa, Duplicate, Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani, Hey Ram, One 2 Ka 4, Asoka, Yeh Lamhe Judaai Ke, Paheli and Bhoothnath.