1.. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India , but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados ."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Hits and flops of Hrithik Roshan
2000-2009: 14 movies released
SuperHits: 6
Kaho Naa... Pyaar Hai, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham, Koi... Mil Gaya, Krrish, Dhoom 2 and Jodhaa Akbar.
Hit: 1
Lakshya.
Flops: 7
Fiza, Mission Kashmir, Yaadein, Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage,Mujhse Dosti Karoge!, Na Tum Jaano Na Hum and Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon.
SuperHits: 6
Kaho Naa... Pyaar Hai, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham, Koi... Mil Gaya, Krrish, Dhoom 2 and Jodhaa Akbar.
Hit: 1
Lakshya.
Flops: 7
Fiza, Mission Kashmir, Yaadein, Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage,Mujhse Dosti Karoge!, Na Tum Jaano Na Hum and Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon.
Hits and flops of Salman Khan
1988-2009:62 movies released
SuperHits: 26
Maine Pyar Kiya, Baaghi, Sanam Bewafaa, Patthar Ke Phool, Kurbaan, Saajan, Andaz Apna Apna, Hum Aapke Hain Koun...!, Karan Arjun, Judwaa, Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya, Jab Pyaar Kisise Hota Hai, Bandhan, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Chori Chori Chupke Chupke, Tumko Na Bhool Paayenge, Hum Saath-Saath Hain: We Stand United, Tere Naam, Baghban, Garv: Pride and Honour, Mujhse Shaadi Karogi, Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya?, No Entry, Kyon Ki and Partner.
Hits:8
Biwi Ho To Aisi, Veergati, Auzaar, Jeet, Biwi No.1, Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega, Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye and Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam.
Flops: 28
Suryavanshi, Ek Ladka Ek Ladki, Love, Jaagruti, Nishchaiy, Chandra Mukhi, Dil Tera Aashiq, Sangdil Sanam, Chand Ka Tukda, Majhdhaar, Khamoshi: The Musical, Jaanam Samjha Karo, Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge, Chal Mere Bhai, Yeh Hai Jalwa,Hello Brother, Phir Milenge, Dil Ne Jise Apna Kahaa, Lucky: No Time for Love, Sawaan: The Love Season, Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya Yaar, Jaan-E-Mann, Baabul, Salaam-E-Ishq, Marigold: An Adventure in India, Saawariya,God Tussi Great Ho and Yuvraaj.
SuperHits: 26
Maine Pyar Kiya, Baaghi, Sanam Bewafaa, Patthar Ke Phool, Kurbaan, Saajan, Andaz Apna Apna, Hum Aapke Hain Koun...!, Karan Arjun, Judwaa, Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya, Jab Pyaar Kisise Hota Hai, Bandhan, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Chori Chori Chupke Chupke, Tumko Na Bhool Paayenge, Hum Saath-Saath Hain: We Stand United, Tere Naam, Baghban, Garv: Pride and Honour, Mujhse Shaadi Karogi, Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya?, No Entry, Kyon Ki and Partner.
Hits:8
Biwi Ho To Aisi, Veergati, Auzaar, Jeet, Biwi No.1, Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega, Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye and Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam.
Flops: 28
Suryavanshi, Ek Ladka Ek Ladki, Love, Jaagruti, Nishchaiy, Chandra Mukhi, Dil Tera Aashiq, Sangdil Sanam, Chand Ka Tukda, Majhdhaar, Khamoshi: The Musical, Jaanam Samjha Karo, Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge, Chal Mere Bhai, Yeh Hai Jalwa,Hello Brother, Phir Milenge, Dil Ne Jise Apna Kahaa, Lucky: No Time for Love, Sawaan: The Love Season, Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya Yaar, Jaan-E-Mann, Baabul, Salaam-E-Ishq, Marigold: An Adventure in India, Saawariya,God Tussi Great Ho and Yuvraaj.
Hits and flops of Aamir Khan
1984-2009: 34 movies released
SuperHits: 16
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak, Dil, Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahin, Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar, Hum Hain Rahi Pyaar Ke, Andaz Apna Apna, Rangeela, Raja Hindustani, Ishq, Ghulam, Sarfarosh, Lagaan, Dil Chahta Hai, Rang De Basanti, Fanaa and Taare Zameen Par.
Hits: 2
Baazi and Akele Hum Akele Tum.
Flops: 16
Holi, Raakh, Love Love Love, Awwal Number, Tum Mere Ho, Deewana Mujh Sa Nahin, Jawani Zindabad, Afsana Pyaar Ka, Isi Ka Naam Zindagi, Daulat Ki Jung, Parampara, Mann, Aatank Hi Aatank, Earth, Mela and Mangal Pandey: The Rising
SuperHits: 16
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak, Dil, Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahin, Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar, Hum Hain Rahi Pyaar Ke, Andaz Apna Apna, Rangeela, Raja Hindustani, Ishq, Ghulam, Sarfarosh, Lagaan, Dil Chahta Hai, Rang De Basanti, Fanaa and Taare Zameen Par.
Hits: 2
Baazi and Akele Hum Akele Tum.
Flops: 16
Holi, Raakh, Love Love Love, Awwal Number, Tum Mere Ho, Deewana Mujh Sa Nahin, Jawani Zindabad, Afsana Pyaar Ka, Isi Ka Naam Zindagi, Daulat Ki Jung, Parampara, Mann, Aatank Hi Aatank, Earth, Mela and Mangal Pandey: The Rising
Hits and flops of Akshay Kumar
Star:Akshay Kumar(Rajiv Hari Om Bhatia)
Born:September 9,1967(Amritsar)
Height:6ft 1 inch
Education:
Parents:
Siblings:
Wife:Twinkle Khanna
Children:son Aarav
Special appearence:2
Ghar Grihasti,Om Shanti Om.
List of movies done including special appearence:81
Excluded special appearence:2
1991-2009:79 movies released
SuperHits: 24
Khiladi, Waqt Hamara Hai, Yeh Dillagi, Mohra, Sabse Bada Khiladi, Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi, Jaanwar, Hera Pheri, Dhadkan, Aankhen, Awara Paagal Deewana, Andaaz, Khakee, Mujhse Shaadi Karogi, Aitraaz, Waqt: The Race Against Time, Garam Masala, Phir Hera Pheri, Bhagam Bhag, Namastey London, Heyy Babyy, Bhool Bhulaiyaa, Welcome and Singh Is Kinng.
Hits:10
Elaan, Main Khiladi Tu Anari, Suhaag, Paandav, Tu Chor Main Sipahi, Sapoot, International Khiladi, Sangharsh, Khiladi 420 and Deewane Huye Pagal.
Flops: 45
Saugandh, Dancer, Mr. Bond, Deedar, Ashaant, Dil Ki Baazi, Kayda Kanoon, Sainik, Jai Kishen, Ikke Pe Ikka, Amanat, Nazar Ke Samne, Zakhmi Dil, Zaalim, Hum Hain Bemisaal,Maidan-E-Jung, Lahoo Ke Do Rang, Insaaf: The Final Justice, Daava, Tarazu, Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi, Aflatoon, Keemat: They Are Back, Angaaray, Barood, Aarzoo, Zulmi, Ek Rishtaa: The Bond of Love, Ajnabee, Haan Maine Bhi Pyaar Kiya, Jaani Dushman: Ek Anokhi Kahani, Talaash: The Hunt Begins..., Aan: Men at Work, Meri Biwi Ka Jawaab Nahin, Hatya: The Murder, Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyo, Insaan, Bewafaa, Dosti: Friends Forever, Family - Ties of Blood, Mere Jeevan Saathi, Humko Deewana Kar Gaye, Jaan-E-Mann,Tashan and Chandni chowk 2 china.
Born:September 9,1967(Amritsar)
Height:6ft 1 inch
Education:
Parents:
Siblings:
Wife:Twinkle Khanna
Children:son Aarav
Special appearence:2
Ghar Grihasti,Om Shanti Om.
List of movies done including special appearence:81
Excluded special appearence:2
1991-2009:79 movies released
SuperHits: 24
Khiladi, Waqt Hamara Hai, Yeh Dillagi, Mohra, Sabse Bada Khiladi, Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi, Jaanwar, Hera Pheri, Dhadkan, Aankhen, Awara Paagal Deewana, Andaaz, Khakee, Mujhse Shaadi Karogi, Aitraaz, Waqt: The Race Against Time, Garam Masala, Phir Hera Pheri, Bhagam Bhag, Namastey London, Heyy Babyy, Bhool Bhulaiyaa, Welcome and Singh Is Kinng.
Hits:10
Elaan, Main Khiladi Tu Anari, Suhaag, Paandav, Tu Chor Main Sipahi, Sapoot, International Khiladi, Sangharsh, Khiladi 420 and Deewane Huye Pagal.
Flops: 45
Saugandh, Dancer, Mr. Bond, Deedar, Ashaant, Dil Ki Baazi, Kayda Kanoon, Sainik, Jai Kishen, Ikke Pe Ikka, Amanat, Nazar Ke Samne, Zakhmi Dil, Zaalim, Hum Hain Bemisaal,Maidan-E-Jung, Lahoo Ke Do Rang, Insaaf: The Final Justice, Daava, Tarazu, Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi, Aflatoon, Keemat: They Are Back, Angaaray, Barood, Aarzoo, Zulmi, Ek Rishtaa: The Bond of Love, Ajnabee, Haan Maine Bhi Pyaar Kiya, Jaani Dushman: Ek Anokhi Kahani, Talaash: The Hunt Begins..., Aan: Men at Work, Meri Biwi Ka Jawaab Nahin, Hatya: The Murder, Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyo, Insaan, Bewafaa, Dosti: Friends Forever, Family - Ties of Blood, Mere Jeevan Saathi, Humko Deewana Kar Gaye, Jaan-E-Mann,Tashan and Chandni chowk 2 china.
Hits and flops of Shahrukh khan
Star:Shahrukh Khan(Meaning:-Prince"s face)
Born:2 November 1965(New Delhi)
Height:5.7/5
Education:Graduated from Hansraj College& Masters in MC from Jamiya Miliya Islamiya.
Parents:Mir Taj Mohammed and Fatima Begum
Siblings:Shehnaz fondly called Lala Rukh
Wife:Gauri khan(Gauri Chibber born 8th of October 1970)
Children:son Aryan (born on the 13th of November, 1997)
daughter Suhana (born on 22nd of May 2000)
List of movies done including special appearence:66
Excluded special appearence:14
Gudgudee,achanak,Har dil jo pyar karega,Gaja gamini,Shakti,Kuch meetha ho jaye,Saathiya,Kaal,Silsilay,I see you,Hey baby,Krazzy4,Bhootnath and luck by chance(yet to release)
1992-2009:-52 movies released
SuperHits:25
Deewana, Baazigar, Darr, Karan Arjun, Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge, Yes Boss, Pardes, Dil To Pagal Hai, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Baadshah, Josh, Mohabbatein, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham, Devdas, Chalte Chalte, Dil Se, Kal Ho Naa Ho, Main Hoon Na, Veer-Zaara, Swades, Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna, Don – The Chase Begins Again, Chak De India, Om Shanti Om and Rab ne bana di jodi.
Hits:7
Anjaam,Chamatkar,Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman,Ram Jaane, Koyla, Shakti and Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam.
Flops:20
Dil Aashna Hai, Maya Memsaab, King Uncle, Zamana Deewana, Guddu, Oh Darling! Yeh Hai India, Army, Trimurti, English Babu Desi Mem, Chaahat, Dushman Duniya Ka, Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa, Duplicate, Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani, Hey Ram, One 2 Ka 4, Asoka, Yeh Lamhe Judaai Ke, Paheli and Bhoothnath.
Born:2 November 1965(New Delhi)
Height:5.7/5
Education:Graduated from Hansraj College& Masters in MC from Jamiya Miliya Islamiya.
Parents:Mir Taj Mohammed and Fatima Begum
Siblings:Shehnaz fondly called Lala Rukh
Wife:Gauri khan(Gauri Chibber born 8th of October 1970)
Children:son Aryan (born on the 13th of November, 1997)
daughter Suhana (born on 22nd of May 2000)
List of movies done including special appearence:66
Excluded special appearence:14
Gudgudee,achanak,Har dil jo pyar karega,Gaja gamini,Shakti,Kuch meetha ho jaye,Saathiya,Kaal,Silsilay,I see you,Hey baby,Krazzy4,Bhootnath and luck by chance(yet to release)
1992-2009:-52 movies released
SuperHits:25
Deewana, Baazigar, Darr, Karan Arjun, Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge, Yes Boss, Pardes, Dil To Pagal Hai, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Baadshah, Josh, Mohabbatein, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham, Devdas, Chalte Chalte, Dil Se, Kal Ho Naa Ho, Main Hoon Na, Veer-Zaara, Swades, Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna, Don – The Chase Begins Again, Chak De India, Om Shanti Om and Rab ne bana di jodi.
Hits:7
Anjaam,Chamatkar,Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman,Ram Jaane, Koyla, Shakti and Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam.
Flops:20
Dil Aashna Hai, Maya Memsaab, King Uncle, Zamana Deewana, Guddu, Oh Darling! Yeh Hai India, Army, Trimurti, English Babu Desi Mem, Chaahat, Dushman Duniya Ka, Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa, Duplicate, Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani, Hey Ram, One 2 Ka 4, Asoka, Yeh Lamhe Judaai Ke, Paheli and Bhoothnath.
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